"In the Hebrew alphabet -- Hebrew, by the
way, is the language of God - ``W'' (pronounced ``vov'') is
the sixth letter of the Hebrew alphabet and, in the Hebraic
number system, has traditionally stood for the number 6, so
WWW = 666"
"Most of Europe is now using a new
currency called the ``euro''. This means that the only
currencies with which you can trade will be the euro, the yen,
the dollar and the British pound.
Let's add up the ASCII code of the symbols for these
EURO + $ + Y + L = EURO + $ + ¥ + £ =
69 + 85 + 82 + 79 + 36 + 157 + 158 = 666"
Brilliant! Eli keeps on truckin’, and here’s
another great piece of deduction:
"When you make purchases on WWW and use
your MC (MasterCard) or VISA card, you are invoking Satan and
the Beast. Find the unique solutions to these alpha-numeric
equations and you should be convinced.
WWW + VISA + MC = BEAST
MC + VISA = BEAST
MC x VISA = SATAN"
And my favourite piece of ASCII numerology…
al gore = 97 + 108 + 32 + 103 + 111 + 114 +
101 = 666
Why mention this now? Well this is Computer Shopper number
156. And 1+5+6=12. Now 666 divided by 12 is 55.5 – the IQ of
the average Computer Shopper contributor.
So that’s it folks, this edition of Computer
Shopper is the work of the devil, there is no escaping it. (I’ll
think I’ll have two big ones, please Carol…)